Thursday, August 14, 2008

Delusions of Grandeur



"The-Wary" s Top 6 Weight loss techniques

1>Convince people that you are thin.Assume that they are fools.

2>Convince some people around you that they are too thin.Convince the rest that they are fat.Relativity.

3>Eat only one meal a day.A 4-course one.

4>Aerobics is for pansies until you do it yourself.

5>Weight accumulation is heredity.Put the thought "behind" you.

6>Think like Ram.Count like Ram.Talk numbers.Three quarters.Scare yourself.


Backdrop:"The-Man" thinks he belongs to a country called Darjelling.Love made his world grow "round".

3 comments:

Sriram said...

ROF-LMBO
:))))))))))))))

Sash Sheen said...

I swear on http://ireveller.blogspot.com to have six pack abs by end of this year.

Somewhere in between... said...

hahaha... but then, Darjeeling it is n not Darjelling :)