Thursday, August 14, 2008
Delusions of Grandeur
"The-Wary" s Top 6 Weight loss techniques
1>Convince people that you are thin.Assume that they are fools.
2>Convince some people around you that they are too thin.Convince the rest that they are fat.Relativity.
3>Eat only one meal a day.A 4-course one.
4>Aerobics is for pansies until you do it yourself.
5>Weight accumulation is heredity.Put the thought "behind" you.
6>Think like Ram.Count like Ram.Talk numbers.Three quarters.Scare yourself.
Backdrop:"The-Man" thinks he belongs to a country called Darjelling.Love made his world grow "round".
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ROF-LMBO
:))))))))))))))
I swear on http://ireveller.blogspot.com to have six pack abs by end of this year.
hahaha... but then, Darjeeling it is n not Darjelling :)
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