The Perfect Guy-A Mirage

Trust me,25 is not a good milestone to be at,more so if you are a girl(...tsk tsk woman..on the threshold of the beginning of a stage where singledom could be called spinsterhood) and single and think prince charming is an illusion like Bigfoot or a once in a lifetime occurence like the Haley's comet.The next appearance is scheduled for sometime after 2050.Good riddance.

I have reached a stage where I would rather get hooked cause its really hard and traumatising to explain my single status.

So,do you even want to get hooked ??...Is not even the point of contention...er,but..I think..er...Shut up.

Time for relevant questions.What is the type of guy you would like to get hooked up with??

Er,no clue...(romanticism is something that put me to sleep in the only Mills and Boon book I read).....(It dint take me too long to figure that tall,dark and handsome are mutually exclusive)..(..the brainy ones are probably doing something adventurous like encircling the earth,so that was never on my demand list..)

No Clue..Thats not even a possibility.What is wrong with the existing guys(prospective suitors...well,not really..but planting a idea in a male's ill-logical neurons dint really kill anybody,rt??)..

(..regaining composure..)..ahem..ahem..if the sparks had to fly they would have like ..er..(Somewhere at the back of my head I did know that sitting through Dil To Pagal Hai just might help me save my ass someday..)

It din't.
(..shucks,should have quoted the exact lines,Ek Dhuje ke Vaaste...kahin na kahin koi mere liye bana hai..come to think of it if they had tried to sell the movie as a horror flick it might have worked...)

Dont lose Focus.

Sparks???Are you mad.Be practical(..damn).There's nothing like Mr.perfect(..damn,I dont exactly kid myself.).

(..Dont ever hang out with married people and with those who cant make up their mind..)

(..Then there are those people on the threshold of marriage who still cant give up on beer and football .Memory flashes,tribal fixation,haunted corridors.Obnoxious titter.)

Er,I never wanted one.

Shut Up

(...damn)

PS:Travails at breakfast table in the company of the Devil and the Illegal Immigrant.

Verdict:There are some games you never win.